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Insane Driving Laws In America

stupid laws driving in stilettosThere are some really crazy driving laws out there! I couldn’t help but laugh (and be completely baffled) at some of them. I mean, let’s be real ~ If a law is in place, it typically means that somewhere along the way, someone did something that forced the law to be implemented.  Do you know of any others that are not on this list?

  1. Alabama  ~ It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one way street as long as a lantern is attached to the front of your car
  2. Alabama ~ It’s illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle
  3. Alaska ~ It is illegal to tie a dog to the roof of your car
  4. Arkansas ~ It is illegal for a person to blare the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9pm
  5. California ~ It’s illegal to jump from a car at 65 mph
  6. California ~ No unoccupied vehicle may exceed 60 mph
  7. California ~ It’s illegal in San Francisco to buff or dry your car with used underwear
  8. California ~ Women driving on Californian roads are prohibited to do so while wearing a dressing gown
  9. California ~ No matter how luxuriously comfortable the divided highway may look, it is illegal to use a road as a bed
  10. California & Tennessee  ~ Shooting animals from your car is illegal unless that animal is a whale
  11. California ~ It is illegal in Hermosa Beach to spill your margarita on any street
  12. Colorado ~ In Denver, it is illegal to drive a black car on Sundays
  13. Connecticut  ~ You will be ticketed if bicycling over 65 mph
  14. Florida ~ If an elephant is tied to a parking meter, the owner or attendant must deposit money into that meter
  15. Florida ~ The fine for hitting a pedestrian in Sarasota is $78
  16. Georgia ~ In Marietta, it is illegal to spit from a moving car or bus, but it is okay from a moving truck
  17. Georgia ~ It’s illegal to drive through playgrounds
  18. Illinois ~ In Evanston, it is illegal to change clothes inside a car with the curtains drawn, except during a fire
  19. Kentucky~ You will be fined if your pet molests a vehicle
  20. Massachusetts  ~ You will be ticketed if you drive with a gorilla in the backseat of your car
  21. Minnesota ~ It is illegal to cross state lines, regardless if you are walking or driving, with a duck on your head
  22. Nevada~ It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway
  23. New Jersey ~ You may not frown at a police officer
  24. New Orleans & Tennessee  ~ In New Orleans and Memphis, it is law that a woman must have a man in front of the car with a warning flag if she is to drive
  25. Maine ~ You will be fined  if parking in front of a Dunkin Donuts
  26. Michigan ~ If your car breaks down, be aware that sitting in the middle of the street reading a newspaper is illegal
  27. Minneapolis  ~ It is illegal to go onto Lake Street while driving a red car
  28. Missouri ~ It is illegal to honk the horn of someone else’s car
  29. Montana ~ It is not permitted to leave a sheep unescorted in a truck
  30. Ohio~ Authorities will ticket you if you consecutively drive around the town square more than 100 times
  31. Ohio ~ If you break down and phone for a cab, you will be ticketed if you opt to ride on cab’s roof
  32. Oklahoma~ It is considered illegal to read a comic book while driving
  33. Pennsylvania ~ Traveling across country roads at night, you are required to stop every mile and detonate a rocket signal in order to warn livestock of your arrival
  34. Pennsylvania ~ If you spy on horses, you have to cover your car with a cover to blend in with scenery. If the horses react, disassemble your car and hide the parts

 

Source: Barrington Freight